from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
