i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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