Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize