The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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