Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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