I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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