He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
How drunk are you?
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