Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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