I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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