Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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