I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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