windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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