He told me they were just razor bumps!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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