Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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