I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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