Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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