i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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