So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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