therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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