Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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