I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
His nipple licking is glorious
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