Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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