This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We talked him into tasing himself.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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