At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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