he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
