He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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