You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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