You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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