i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i permit you to call me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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