But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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