yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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