:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
either way he was missing a nipple.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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