so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
