do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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