Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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