how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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