he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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