so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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