Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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