so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
my liver is dry heaving
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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