Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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