I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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