i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
time to smoke my breakfast
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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