i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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