Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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