Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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