i just wanna soil my oats bro
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Randomize
