I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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