It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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