I could have mohawked her pubes.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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