what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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